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my heart stopped when I checked my e-mail today

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

My good friend Kyle, who passed away late 2008, e-mailed me today.  As I opened my e-mail account today, there was his name, right there at the top of my mail list with the title “RE: hi”.  My heart stopped for just a moment.  Certainly this couldn’t be Kyle communicating to me from the afterlife.  Confused and bewildered, I wasted no time opening the mail.  Here is what he sent to me:

Dear firend:

How are you doing recently?Some days ago, I came across a wonderful electronic company on the web and had a pleasant chat with the sales manager. He told me that they are planning to lower the prices greatly in order to adapt to the global economic crisis, so that they can expand their overseas market. I have bought an iphone and a computer,and i am very satisfied with their items and services.If you have time,you can have a look.The Web address:  [removed] E-mail: [removed]

Obviously this is e-mail spam.  And after reading this I was frankly, angry.  I suspect that many of Kyle’s family and friends will be getting similar e-mails from his e-mail account purely for marketing purposes.  I have two theories on how this could potentially happen.

  1. His webmail account password was hacked/guessed. Probably not likely
  2. This particular webmail service will de-activate accounts after 120 days.  That leaves spam-bots wide open to sign-up for those previously active accounts.  I’m sure they maintain a list of known e-mail accounts and every so often, attempt to sign up for a new account with those addresses.

In either case this is slimy, evil, morally reprehensible behavior.  I would expect no less from the spammers of the world.  The spam “machine” is enormous, crafty and without shame.  I wonder how many spam e-mails that I get are from user accounts that were inactivated because the users have died.  Just the thought sends a chill up my spine.

Unfortunately, I will now have to add my friend to my spam block list.  It saddens me a bit – but that’s the world we live in.

my unfinished projects

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Well, it seems to work for Ingrid, so I’m going to take some pictures of my recent projects, post them here, and hope that I can get to them soon.

Here is my latest gadget. This is no ordinary record player, this is the Ion. It’s connected to my computer via a USB cable and is made specifically for backing up those old analog albums to digital files. It’s a beautiful mixture of old and new technology. I can’t wait to start converting those old tracks. But the work is time consuming. Lining up the needle, capturing the audio at just the right second, and all of the digital clean-up to remove the major scratches and pops takes a serious amount of time. Right now we just have a few albums to transfer. Suzy has a collection of Beatles albums at her parents house that I can’t wait to give a spin.

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And recently for my birthday, I also received a turkey fryer kit! Before you get too excited, I’m not going to be using this to fry up any animal flesh. Suzy and I are basically vegetarians now anyway.  Instead, I’ll be using this to brew up some delicious batches of beer.  It’s the perfect setup, with a big aluminum brew-pot, propane stove, and long thermometer.  Pat also hooked me up with some copper tubing, which he had pre-fashioned into a spiral.  I’ll use this to make a wort chiller, to do a rapid cold-break.

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This is all in preparation for brewing my first Organic Beer.  We recently visited an Organic Brew Shop in Santa Cruz.  I’m excited to get started on the brewing process for this one, but I’ve been putting it off until I got the propane burner and pot setup.  Organic beer may be taking the whole organic thing a bit too far, but hey, it’s beer.  Do you think it will taste any better, or worse or the same?  Time will tell.

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Not only did I want to wait for the burner setup, but also the completed Wort Chiller.  While I had the copper tubing, I still needed hose to connect to a water source, to supply the cold water for the cold-break process.  Suzy and I recently went to the hardware store and I picked up a nice thin marine hose that hooks up nicely to spigots outside our house.  Here’s a picture of the cleaning process to remove the thin layer of laminate from the copper, boiling in a solution of water and vinegar.  Also a nice test of the burner.

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And also on the docket is a full remodel of our guest room.  The previous owners must have taken it upon themselves to install some seriously bad crown molding, which is basically mounted flat on the wall.  I just want to look at them and say, really?!  And the baseboards themselves look like molding that would normally be used for a door.  The ceiling is still a pinkish purple, the blinds are purple, the carpet is dingy, stained and old and the ceiling fan is electrically dubious.  All this must go.  So I will be taking it upon myself to go to town on this room and turn it into something that we don’t have to be ashamed of anymore.  I’m not sure how long this project is going to take me, but it will probably some time before we get it going.  Here are some before shots…

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And here is a closer shot of the horrid crown… and pink ceiling…

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Well, I could go on for days about all the unfinished projects around here, but I need to get myself up off the couch.  Until next time…

buzz about twitter

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

I put myself under incredible pressure when putting together a new post for this blog.  I spend ten times the amount of time I would normally put into an e-mail.   I want it to be perfect, poetic, beautifully composed, a masterpiece.  But each and every time, I end up posting my text, which doesn’t live up to my strict standards.  This feeling of anxiety over blogging grows so much that I actually talk myself out of writing anything at all.  And when I truly sit down and think about this behavior, I realize just how silly I’m being.  I’m being silly right?

Sometimes I think I should try that twitter thing that everyone is talking about.  Surely that pressure would feel about blogging would be alleviated by being forced to 140 characters per short-attention-span post.  Sure, you’ve heard about twitter right?  I doubt you could have missed it recently.  It’s name is being bandied about in the news, your co-workers, your friends and relatives.  It’s everywhere.  And yet, I have never used it.   Ever.    Just like my aversion to MySpace and Facebook, I’ll probably resist Twitter to the very bitter end.   But someday I’ll get on there.   Lured in by someone – and I may even start my own.  But for now, I’ll just keep on writing these long antiquated blog-like things.

In other news, I recently purchased “The Oregon Trail” for my iPhone.  You’re probably wondering why I would spend $5.99 on an educational game.  I think most of the kids who were in school 80′s and early 90′s are quite familiar with the original game on the Apple II.

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For some of us, we had to suffer with just the monochrome green version of the game, but it sure was fun!  I’m not sure I learned much from the game, but couldn’t wait for the “action” parts of the game where you actually got to hunt for animals.  And of course, we always had someone die of dysentery along the way.

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Oh, what a great game.  And now, it’s been exhumed from it’s electronic grave, heavily updated and improved and released on yet another ground-breaking Apple device, the iPhone.  And here is what it looks like.

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Pretty cool, huh?  I think I’m learning more with this version than I ever did with the old version.

With that, I bid you adeiu.

excellent blog-like material

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Readers, I just wanted to bring your attention to some changes around here recently.  I have quietly introduced several new blog links to my “friends links” just over there on the left hand side of this page.  See?  I’m proud to be hosting some of these new blogs right here on parmeter.net, but they are all excellent.  So head on over to Anne’s, Ingrid’s or Laura’s blog.  Heck, check them all out – they’re outstanding!  Also added to the parmeter.net home page is Kirstin’s blog on myspace music – and bonus, she has some great tunes on there too!  And of course don’t forget about Suzy’s excellent blog which trickles out some great material.  I’m so lucky to be surrounded by some superb writers in this family.  So get read’n!

christmas eve heist

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

christmas-eve-hiest-customIt was around 9:40PM when we got the call at the house.  Suzy and I, and my parents-in-law were all enjoying a late dinner on Christmas Eve at their home.  Warm and comfortable, sipping mulled wine, we were interrupted by the ringing phone.  The phone call was for my father-in-law (we’ll call him ‘Dan’ to protect his identity), who works at a nearby grocery store as the head clerk.  It was the alarm company that monitors the security system for the grocery store.  Apparently, the entrance door sensors had been tripped, somehow.  According to Dan, this is not uncommon to have false alarms at the store.  And so we decided to put our jackets and shoes on and head over to the store to investigate (I offered to tag along so that he wasn’t alone).

Within minutes, we were slowly driving past the front doors of the building, looking for any abnormalities.  It was then, when we spotted that indeed the southeast automatic doors were slightly open, maybe an inch or so.  Dan remarked that he had locked the secured the doors himself, and this was definitely not normal.  We parked and walked up to the front of the store.  As we strolled up to the doors, the local police were also starting to arrive.  Without touching the door, we notice that the latch mechanism appeared to be intact, but the door itself appeared to be damaged.  It seemed if someone had pried the doors apart.  But why had they left the doors closed?  Did they go inside or were they deterred by the security monitors that are clearly displayed in the front of the store?  Instead of investigating any more, we decided it would be safest for the police to do a sweep of the store to make sure that the criminals weren’t still inside.  As more policemen arrived, and a K-9 unit, they finally began a sweep of the store.  I found all of this extremely fascinating and the adrenaline was coursing through my veins.   I barely noticed the cold air of the night as I stood, riveted, watching the police sweep the building.

After about thirty minutes, the police emerged from the front door, after clearing the store.  It seems the would-be thieves were long gone.  Dan spoke to his manager on the cell phone and subsequently to the police giving a report of the times that the store was closed and when the alarm was tripped.  The police evidence officer was on his way, as well as the loss prevention team from the store’s corporate office.

We decided to enter the building and see if we could determine what the robbers had done inside the store.  I strolled in after Dan and the police officers and started looking around for anything out of place.  The first thing we noticed was the self-check registers.  They had been opened and all cash removed at closing time, due to a corporate policy.  The doors on the machine were wide open, displaying the machinery inside.  The intent was that if any robbers did break into the store, they would not damage the machine trying to get into the cash trays.  This policy paid off for the store this night, as the robbers had removed two of the cash trays before realizing that they were empty leaving them splayed on the floor.  As we scanned the row of registers, nothing seemed amiss, until I came upon the first register which had the entire cash drawer ripped from the counter, and lay unopened on the floor.

It was at this time when the loss-prevention team arrived at the store to assess the situation.  We showed them the damage to the door and the registers.  And to my joy, they allowed us to follow them up to the security room where they had a row of monitors and three large digital video recorders.  I was in awe of the technology in the room.  It was surveillance that would make even a Vegas casino blush.  Well, maybe I’m getting a little carried away.  But it was very impressive to a novice.  The clarity of the digital video was superb and the amount of cameras and angles covered was mind boggling.  Based on the time the alarm was tripped, we were able to dial back the video at an instant to the approximate time of the break-in.  And very quickly they were able to locate the precise moment that a blue sports car pulled up and deposited two masked men in front of the store.

These guys knew exactly what they were doing.  We watched as the two thieves sauntered up to the front of the store with a crowbar in hand.  They popped the doors open with surprising ease with one swift move.  As they pushed the doors open and stepped inside, we could see that they were wearing black ski-masks which covered their nose and mouths, obscuring their identity.  They also wore gloves which would prevent the evidence officer, who was fastidiously dusting for prints at this very moment, from finding any fingerprints of the robbers.  Smartly, the sports car which dropped them off also sped away.  The loss prevention guy who was working the security systems, said “Maybe we can get this guy’s license plates with the outside camera”.  His fingers moved deftly over the controls as he brought up different angles of the outside.  Dialing back a few seconds, the main camera out in front of the building just misses the plates on the car.  However, interestingly the burglars getaway car driver was very shrewd and drove off into the distance facing the store with headlights on obscuring any chance of the cameras catching the plates.  Hopes dashed, the loss prevention guy tried to dial back the tape before the crime occurred to see if the same car could be seen in the parking lot.  Sure enough, about five minutes prior, the same car looped around the building, casing the joint.  This time it was close enough to get a good view – there may still be a chance they could get the plate numbers.

We continued to watch the video of the robbers as the walked into the store and with the focus of trained criminals, went straight for the self-checkout machines.  Since the machines were already open, they easily grabbed the money trays from the cabinets underneath the machine.  They quickly realized the trays were empty and then moved along to the cash register.   One of the thieves ripped the cash drawer from under the counter.  With the locked drawer on the floor, he used the crowbar to attempt to bend open the locking mechanism.  Either thwarted by the lock or after discovering the drawer was empty he gave up and both thieves casually walked back to the same door that they had previously pried open.  Surprisingly, they made sure the door was as closed as possible before dashing around the back of the building to meet up with the getaway car.  What a couple of gentleman.  The “Gentleman Robbers”, I will call them.  They were in and out of the store within 90 seconds, and though empty handed were focused and professional while doing their work.

And after fixing the lock and securing the store we called it a night and headed back home.  The adrenaline was starting to wear off and after another mug of mulled wine we retired to bed and slept so as to allow Santa to come, breach our security and deposit some gifts under the tree.  I will not soon forget this Christmas Eve.  It was exciting and saddening at the same time.

movies of my dreams

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Folks – I just had to share this little article I read today.  Scientists were actually able to extract an image from someones conscious mind.  Check this out! It’s straight out of science-fiction.  Man, if they can perfect this, it will only be a matter of time before I can watch my dreams like they were movies projected on an imaginary screen (which I first fantasized about when listening to Built to Spill‘s “Car”).

Speaking of tunes, I’ve come across another potentially great band called Late of the Pier.  They certainly know how to make a great music video.  And where are the top album lists of 2008?  Pitchfork, Woxy, Dave… I’m waiting.

Until next time.

lightbulbs

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

Short post today.  How many blogs does it take to install a light bulb?  On second thought, no light bulb jokes today.

Just the other day, I noticed that our front porch light had burned out, again.  In a rare burst of efficiency I decide to replace this burned out bulb as well as another bulb in our hallway that had recently burned out.  Our hallway light, unlike our porch light, is a compact fluorescent light bulb (CFL) which is part of our general plan to replace all of our light bulbs in the house with these energy savers.  I had always assumed these bulbs would last much longer than standard bulbs – I guess I’ll learn to make those kinds of assumptions in the future.

My front porch fixture contains a light sensor which slowly turns on the porch light automatically, at night, and is supposed to turn it off during the day.  Unfortunately, the way CFL’s are designed, with a ballast that alternates current through the fluorescent gases inside, it doesn’t take well to the sensor mechanisms.  Any CFL bulb I’ve attempted to install flickers worse than a strobe light at a rave.  So I continue to stock the old filament style light bulbs for the porch.

All this light bulb installing got me to thinking.  Light technology really hasn’t improved much over the last 200 years.  I mean, we’re basically using the same method of passing enough electricity through a filament, until it heats up enough to emit light.  Come on folks, this is just a couple of steps away from candle technology!  We can do better.

Maybe we can do better with LED technology in the future.  I’m not holding my breath.

hacked!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

hacked!Say it ain’t so Internet!!  I’ve been nothing but good to you.  But you’ve stabbed me in the back.  You’ve done me wrong.  I feel so violated.  It’s as if my house has been robbed.  You’ve taken my security from me.  

It all started yesterday when my friend Erik called me up at work.  He said he had just installed Chrome (an excellent browser from Google by the way) and had tried to surf to my site.  Unfortunately he was greeted with the message “Warning: Visiting this site may harm your computer!”  

Apparently, my site was attempting to redirect his browser to some site in the Netherlands where no doubt it would unleash hordes of viruses and porn onto the unsuspecting user.  Well, I’m not sure it is actually in the Netherlands, but that is where the European hub is and where it seems lots of bad activity originates from.  Why was my site attempting to do this??  I was compromised.  After closer inspection, I found that the index.php file on my blog was appended with some really suspicious looking code.  In fact, all of the index.php files on the entire site in every folder were appended with the same code.  It was a precompiled piece of javascript which obfuscates the actual intent such that even the site owner doesn’t recognize it as malicious.  It was a bit tough to find, but once I found it I was able to do a little research.  Turns out it’s called an iframe attack (inline frame), which will launch in a frame, redirect to another site and if things go right for them, install malware on your PC.  Sneaky.  

However, what I don’t know is how in the world this little virus/script thing was installed on our beloved site.  There is a possibility that my username and password has been compromised, but I’m not so sure that is likely.  I think it’s more likely that a old, outdated, highly vulnerable script was probably compromised to allow them to run their own scripts on the site.  I’m looking at you PMWiki.  

So, I’ve spent a good portion of the day today, shoring up the security on the site.  Thanks to the technical support at StartLogic, they have removed the virus and stopped the spread.  That’s given me a chance to remove my unused/older scripts from the site, install htaccess files in critical directories, removed admin users, change passwords, and install security scripts.  I’m hoping that this will stave off any future attacks on the site.  Fingers crossed.

you tube called me out

Monday, September 29th, 2008

The jig is up. I got the following note from YouTube today:

Video Disabled

A copyright owner has claimed it owns some or all of the audio content in your video What’s Inside: Continuous Spray Bottle. The audio content identified in your video is Crimewave by Crystal Castles vs. Health. We regret to inform you that your video has been blocked from playback due to a music rights issue.

Replace Your Audio with AudioSwap

Don’t worry, we have plenty of music available for your use. Please visit our AudioSwap library to learn how you can easily replace the audio in your video with any track from our growing library of fully licensed songs.

Other Options

If you think there’s been a mistake, or you have other questions, please visit the Copyright Notice page in your account.

Sincerely,
The YouTube Content Identification Team

It seems a big corporate recording company doesn’t like people using their copyrighted material in our personal YouTube videos. Even if those videos were only viewed a total of 50 times by probably only a handful of unique visitors. Well, big recording company, I’m sorry – truly. I should have gotten your permission first. I suppose there was some blatant copyright infringement here, but isn’t it good marketing in the end? Please, please don’t sue.

Oh well, I’ve swapped out the audio with some creative commons licensed music from NIN. All is right with the world again.

i wrote this on my phone

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

That’s right folks, I now have the ability to write posts on the go. I just downloaded the WordPress app for my shiny new iPhone last night which is going to allow me to log into my sites backend interface to post stories and updates whenever the whim strikes me. Look out Internet, I’m mobile now.

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